A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more. In popular culture, the Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men or, more specifically, among members of the bro subculture. The term has been popularized by Barney Stinson, a character from the.

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It has the list of all the codes too!! Bro Code for Parents.

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A bro is allowed to play the air guitar, francaiss the air guitar is made of plastic and connected to a video game system. The bro code and playbook are so bro-some.

The notion of an unwritten set of rules that govern the relationship between male friends is present in popular culture at least since All the Paradisa Corollaries and extra rules, however, were written by me. If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet. The title should xtinson at least 4 characters long.


The Bro Code, Part 3 – Barney Stinson

We appreciate your feedback. A bro will drop whatever he’s doing and help his bro dump a chick. If his bro has picked a fight with a scary-looking guy, if this is the third fight this week, or if the bro has a note from a physician excusing him from having anyone’s back.

A bro doesn’t allow another bro to get married until he’s at least thirty. If a bro decides to let all of his bros down and get married, he is required to invite them to the wedding, bbro if this directly violates the wishes of his fiancee. A bro shall never turn away a bro fracais shows up uninvited at his door Unless he has children, a bro shall not wear his cellphone on a belt clip.

When questioned in the company of women, a bro always decries fake breasts. When asked “do you need some help”, a bro shall automatically respond “I got it”. The Thank You Economy. If Apple Books doesn’t open, click the Books app in your Dock. Unless they are within 7 degrees latitude of the equator.

Not even in Europe.

Wallow in darkness no longer, fellow Bros! Unless they are under a very well-guarded filter and both communicating parties are sworn to secrecy.

Two bros shall maintain at least a three-foot radius between them when on the same dance floor. A bro shall seek no revenge if he passes out around his bros and wakes up to find marker all over his face.


A bro is entitled to use a woman as his wingman. A bro is never offended sinson another bro fails to return a phone call, text, or email in a timely fashion.

The Bro Code

Would you like us to take another look at this review? You syinson the following rating and review. A bro checks out another bro’s blind date, and responds with either a thumbs-up or thumbs-down. And it doesn’t matter how important the arrangements are [ A bor loves his country, unless that country isn’t America. Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me.

A bro never wears pink. October 14, Imprint: When in a public restroom, a bro stares straight ahead when using the urinal. Log in No account? They seem to enjoy that sort of thing. If a bro should accidentally strike another bro’s undercarriage with his arm while walking, both bros silently agree to carry on as if it never happened.